#after my coffee
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me, having slept ~5/6 hours a night for the last 10 days, working 16 hour days to try to finish this fuckass dissertation: brain no thinik good i can't do this i'm so tired also me: a statistical analysis of pierre-luc dubois x ovechkin's uptick in goals after finding a new stick he liked last season = ovechkin is going to score 50 goals this year and break the all time record (and PLD will hit 60/70 points as his centerman). in this essay i will also also me: ovechkin should sign a 1/2 year extension so he can hit 1000 goals, and piss off all the pittsburgh fans and xenophobic canadians haters who say he's an empty net/PP merchant
#imagine if ovi hit 1000 goals#bro#i'd build the statue in DC of him MYSELF#also the narrative that ovechkin scores all his goals from one spot on the power play is so funny to me#like...what about the other FIVE HUNDRED + GOALS????#also have you been watching his career at all?!?#old man ovi? for sure much more stationary. his legs aren't the same#YOUNG ovi!??!!? who was bulldozing his way through entire defensive formations solo through sheer strength and skill??#bull in a china shop ovi???#you've lost your fucking mind lmao#he's the greatest goal scorer of all time#he's elite at literally every kind of goal scoring#he's done it all and he's done all of it A LOT#except WRAP AROUNDS his achilles heel lmao#my man will never score a wrap around goal rip#he's sneaky good at deflections which you'd only know if you actually watch him play#i mean he's not joe pavelski but he is elite at it#his shot is just so powerful that it's better be in position to shoot than position to deflect#ANYWAY#im gonna work maybe#after my coffee#ovi#oh captain my captain#go caps go#fun fact ovi actually has more shorthanded goals than sidney fucking crosby
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I'm turning 30 this month, and for some reason have become suddenly interested in material possessions. like what if,,,,,,,,my couch was nice. what if my sheets were nice. is this what happens to you??
#this bougie furniture store was having an extreme New Years sale#and it sent me out of my mind#like......wait......I could have that?? I could have NICE coffee table and NICE chair??? really?#a good chunk of my savings mysteriously disappeared shortly after.
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hear me out the other day i woke up and was immediately hit in the face with "7 year gap narumitsu in europe where phoenix kisses edgeworth in a low moment and then tries to flee and edgeworth uses mind chess on him to get the truth out of him which is a completely normal and ordinary average way to discuss your relationship"
#i have more of this written but i didnt want to make all the pictures.#like ten minutes after this interaction happens phoenix uses magic truth rock on rival prosecutor it's super effective#rookposting#narumitsu#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#ace attorney#i made these they are fake they are not from anything i am unaffiliated with capcom although if they want to hire me im listening#if they need. an. australian lawyer for some reason. or a coffee boy#i could be the rival prosecutor in aa7 and my gimmick is just that im australian#id love to make this playable but i have no idea how to even approach doing that
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marie antoinette chappell roan is so fucking iconic
#chappell#chappell roan#chappell roan makeup#hot to go#pink pony club#red wine supernova#trafoamp#after midnight#california#chappell roan live#femininomenon#coffee#casual#super graphic ultra modern girl#my kink is karma#picture you#kaleidoscope#naked in manhattan#guilty pleasure#good luck babe#school nights#love me anyway#subway#chappell roan on stage#chappell roan gif#chappell roan gifs#chappellsource#sgumg#mkik#marie antoinette
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listening to Too Sweet for the first time and, damn, Crowley never got his flat back, did he? can't believe he's been crashing on Hozier's couch all this time drinking booze and waxing lamentations about his angel. strange world we live in
#hozier#crowley#good omens#ineffable husbands#but for real. this man is insane “you treat your mouth as if it's Heaven's gate” how do i keep going with my life after this line.#he'll take his whiskey neat his coffee black and his bed at three? 'kay.#i'll never write good omens fics or poetry half as good as this fucker (affectionate)#anthony j crowley#music#unheard ep#too sweet#marcela talks
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When Joker and Akechi get into a lovers quarrel post-canon, Akechi buys coffee from some chainstore and drinks it in front of him to be petty. So now Joker is suffering because his boyfriend is drinking someone else's coffee, and Akechi is suffering because it tastes like shit
#drinking someone else's coffee when ur boyfriend is a barista is basically cheating#<- something joker would say when ranting to morgana after#and then morgana gives him the stink eye because cant these two argue like normal people#p5r#persona 5#p5#persona 5 royal#my post#shuake#akira kurusu#goro akechi#p5r akira#p5r akechi
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griddlehark modern pen pal au where they don’t know each other but are assigned as pen pals for those pen pal projects you get in middle school and it just turns into them sending each other hate mail and somehow they just keep going for several years, even though they dont rly have to
#smth about them yearning through letters???? sign me up#this was inspired by me sending a lot of letters at work today#n also inspired by my old pen pal ly (if u r readinf this i miss u sm)#the locked tomb#griddlehark#i kinda wanna write this but i have never written anything rly#maybe one day idk#harrowhark nonagesimus#gideon nav#gideon the ninth#bonus points if stop at some point because Emotions and then one day at a rly low point one of them sends a letter to the other#ans they just start up the whole thing again???#one day harrow would def be like im at this coffee shop at this time meet me if you want#and gideon would drive any distance to meet her or smth#and they r both like?????????? thats what you look like#and then they live happily ever after or smth#i might delete this later#also idk if that pen pal project thing is A Real Thing In Real Life#i think i mightve made it up
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the stark contrast between sally's you are not broken. you are singular. you're a miracle. you are my son, to chiron's as a forbidden child of the sea god, you are singular amongst demigods...
whole. singular. alone.
perfect in the eye of his mother, and a tool in the eye of his father. his existence is his mother's world and his father's ruination... unless he can do something about it, but why would he want to do that? poseidon left him alone. to hollow out and fill with godly power and dictated direction when the time came. meanwhile sally was filling percy with love and acceptance. for who he already was and for whoever he would become.
#i need more coffee my brain is starting to give out on me after 21 hours of being awake lol i hope this makes sense#pjo tv#pjo tv show#pjo#percy jackson#sally jackson#pjo tv spoilers
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not related to what i usually post but i adore this commission i did for @/saorsay on twitter !!!!! i love chappell roan so much so i went so so so hard on it bc im in love
#chappell roan#chappell roan fanart#chappell fanart#femininomenon#red wine supernova#after midnight#coffee#casual#hot to go#super graphic ultra modern girl#my kink is karma#picture you#kaleidoscope#pink pony club#naked in manhattan#california#guilty pleasure#the rise and fall of a midwest princess
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The Bad Kids + Summer drinks
#ill explain the drinks after character tags For anyone who cares#dimension 20#fantasy high#gorgug thistlespring#fabian aramais seacaster#figueroth faeth#kristen applebees#adaine abernant#adaine o'shaughnessey#riz gukgak#btw none of these r alcoholic cuz i love my silly sweet drinks#gorgug has melon soda Cuz i think that’s the best ramune flavor i am not debating Facts#fabian has a blue hawaiin frozen punch Purely for the aesthetics#riz had thai iced coffee because once again it’s the best coffee and I am not arguing facts#also there’s so much trig and astrophysics references on his tattoos because i love math and projecting#speaking of projecting fig has a rooh afza because i love projecting myself in silly ways .. best swana drink To Me#kristen has taro boba because I felt like giving her a protein shake would be Too obvious and taro is So Good#Lasty adaine has a strawberry Italian cuz she deserves a sweet drink#ive worked on this for So long i think u can tell which were the last . im so sorry#going to pass out And never do this again / silly#taya art
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hate that i have the brownie curse where i can't do shit if people are around
#they were supposed to leave 3 hours ago and i was gonna work on construction projects then but i'm running out of awake time...#and they are still here so idk if i'll get to it today....#might be able to swing it tomorrow/saturday but i hate putting it off...wish i'd taken my meds today after all augh#stirring up trouble#but nooooo i wanted coffee.....stupid....orz
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having seen at least the rough outlines of all the romances now I have to say that I think emmrich's is probably objectively the best in terms of coherence and completeness of story arc (with the understanding that ultimately the 'best' romance is whichever one makes YOUR heart sing anyway so objectivity is a silly thing to claim that way, it just felt like it's the arc with the most well-paced focused content and the least dangling threads)... but lucanis' is my favourite haha. just. the whole kneeling before your beloved full of reverence but without any of the distance that usually implies??? his complete undramatic certainty and calm in every scene with rook after this, having spent the whole game caught between fear and longing???? mr. lives in a pantry but it says nothing about my psyche don't worry about it it's purely for tactical reasons that I keep myself contained in a small dark room not entirely unlike a cell, love among the parsnips -- finally coming to rook in their room and it's so comfortable and comforting???? after all the times rook supports and comforts him through the game he's finally able to return the same to them when they need it while being so calm and steady and it's so fucking sweet and feels so effortless and with no price attached?????? he basically assigns himself the role of your bodyguard and he WILL stab a god over it??????????????? the turn to protector (which was in his heart all along longing to get out and find a place) of it all????? he sounds like he's found himself unexpectedly stumbling into such a soul-lightening state of revelatory existential relief, full on 'you only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves' mary oliver style, and he goes and he shares that with rook and protectively envelops them in it when they're hurting??????????????????????????? hello for the maker's sake hello can anyone hear me?????
#listen I was forged in the fires of garrusmancing. I went through two whole games just to get a gentle headbutt and some tender words#before me3 comes along and rewards you for your tenacity more fully#me? the reyes romancer???? I have the strength and headcanon game to bear the relative lack of content before the end#when the endgame is this good I am willing to hold out for it haha the way he looks at rook towards the end......#I also really liked taash' (it's really sweet) but I don't think I have any rooks ready to go right now who would go for that vibe#emmrich for sure is going to be my either crow or shadow dragon romance it really is very good! and extremely goth not unrelatedly#undeniably that old man has the most game out of anyone in this story. the move with the flower??? I'm sorry????#I actually like that lucanis' romance blooms out of the safety of an established friendship more than anything (again. avowed garrusmancer)#but emmrich... he's got some next level romantic stuff going on and is being both so wholesome and such a freak about it lmao#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rookanis#all jokes aside I totally respect and understand that people are a bit disappointed and frustrated -- they're not wrong to feel that!#there really are some gaps in content there for the midgame#however I was personally custom built by experience to get the most out of this scenario as possible and by god I will#just as I feel that ryder and reyes go off and have some soul-shrivingly good sex after the first kiss#(it makes that arc make a lot more sense to me haha)#I think rook and lucanis Get Up To It after the second coffee date. weird of them to not show us that but okay I'll fill it in myself then
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they are sooooo cute
#by the way. sua with glasses. yes.#senior sua.....#sua is the senior who is calm and sweet with everyone like a goddess#till is the senior who looks lowkey hard to approach and goes straight home after work so nobody is really that close to him#if senior sua will comfort and gently encourage her juniors with kind words#till is the senior who seems stricter and will give criticism (with good intention. just a bit blunt)#mizi being shy in the offrec au is so cute 😭😭😭 and the fact that even though she's shy she was the one who offered to approach till#is sua offering mizi a coffee? or is it the other way around? either way adorable#i love how mizi and ivan are taller than their seniors 😭😭😭 soooo cute wah#till and sua are friends in this au. let me believe in these lies#the cool seniors who go out for lunch together and stay in each other's trailers/rooms to talk about their respective headaches#i don't know why i made this post sorry. moment of weakness#literally just rambling#anyways offrec au my beloved#alnst#alien stage#alien stage till#alien stage sua#alien stage mizi#alien stage ivan#ivantill#mizisua
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10/18/2024
Officially completed my first ambulatory block, next up is the ED just as respiratory season is kicking in; I'm nervous but excited to learn a lot.
#emgoesmed#studyblr#studyspo#med student#med school#med studyblr#pgy1#intern#outpatient clinic#emergency medicine#cafe#coffee#productivity#days of productivity#my cat#timmyposting#look at his cute toe beans#squishing him after work brings down my blood pressure significantly
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smiley chappell is my favorite chappell
#chappell roan#hot to go#pink pony club#red wine supernova#trafoamp#after midnight#california#chappell#chappell roan makeup#coffee#femininomenon#casual#super graphic ultra modern girl#my kink is karma#picture you#kaleidoscope#naked in manhattan#guilty pleasure#good luck babe#subway#love me anyway#school nights#chappell roan on stage#chappell roan gif#chappell roan gifs#chappell roan live#chappellsource#sgumg#ppc#mkik
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really like how these turned out so they get their own post
#🐟 my art#genuinely almost bringing myself to tears thinking about how much i love charlotte and all the ccrp characters and#ouyghgghfg Character.s......#hatchetfield#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#paul matthews#bill woodward#charlotte sweetly#caramel coffee#mathward#also the first pic is sort of meant to be a gayer redraw fron memory of that one scene#right after Not Your Seed
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